"I've got stuff, and you need stuff. Shop here. Now. Just don't touch anything unless you're serious about buying. In fact, if you're not serious about buying something don't even bother coming in here. You're wasting my time. Get out of my store, you punk! Don't make me get out of my chair!"
- Chris Eastvedt as Jimmy da Fin shopkeeper of Promosso da metamucil in Kingdom of Loathing
"Naked people are their own reward." - Penn Jillette - Penn & Teller's Bullshit! (Season 1 Episode 6)
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